Yog li, tom qab nyeem cov phau ntawv zoo "12 Zaum" thiab "Tus Thav Plaub Golden" los ntawm Ilf thiab Petrov, koj tau txiav txim siab tiag tiag los ua Ostap Bender. Yuav ua li cas, dab tsi zoo rau muaj thiab yuav ua li cas saib nyob rau hauv thiaj li yuav ua tiav koj npau suav?
Tsim nyog
Tsho tivthaiv tsho khub, ntim "12 lub rooj zaum", ntim "Golden Calf", phuam qhwv caj dab, cap, Kisa Vorobyaninov, Shura Balaganov, Panikovsky, Adam Kozlevich, txiv yog neeg pej xeem Turkish, kev ua txhaum kev cai
Cov Lus Qhia
Kauj ruam 1
Ua ntej tshaj plaws, nws yuav zoo kom paub tseeb tias koj txiv yog neeg xam xaj Turkish. Yog tias txhua yam tsis zoo nrog rau leej txiv txoj kev ua pej xeem raws li koj xav tau, thiab nws yog pej xeem Lavxias Federation, Ukraine, Tajikistan, Israel, Asmeskas thiab lwm lub tebchaws, koj tuaj yeem mus rau lwm txoj kev thiab ua tiav koj lub hom phiaj los ntawm sab nraud kev hloov pauv.
Kauj ruam 2
Thaum xub thawj nws tsis ua kom mob me ntsis, rau Ostap Ibrahimovich yog qhov tsaus txaus. Nws kuj tsis mob kom tso me ntsis cov leeg, vim tias Bender yog cov dav dav thiab kis las. Ib qho ntxiv, qhov tseem ceeb koj yuav tsum yog nruab nrab ntawm nees nkaum-yim thiab peb caug peb xyoos, txawm hais tias qhov no yog qhov xaiv tau.
Kauj ruam 3
Txhawm rau tiav qhov xav tau ntawm lub cev, koj tuaj yeem pib hloov kho koj lub khaub ncaws. Cov khaub ncaws ntsuab ntsuab yog zoo meej rau koj lub hom phiaj. Yog hais tias phau ntawv canon phau khub Bender tsis haum koj rau ib qho laj thawj lossis lwm qhov, koj tuaj yeem hloov lub khaub ncaws hnav nrog cov txaij zoo nkauj, cov ntaub thaiv lossis cov ntaub tsho dawb nrog cov ris ntev kiag. Cov kiv cua ntawm Andrei Mironov kev ua haujlwm, leej twg xav ua tsis yog qee yam ntawm Bender, tab sis raws nraim ib qho ua si los ntawm lawv cov neeg nyiam ua yeeb yam, tseem tuaj yeem tso cov kav hlau txais xov me me.
Kauj ruam 4
Los ua daim ntawv zoo dua cov ntsiab lus, kawm ob peb catchphrases los ntawm phau ntawv immortal ntawm Ilf thiab Petrov, thiab tseem dhau los ua tus neeg nrog rau kev xav rau banknotes thiab tus neeg ua haujlwm zoo.
Kauj ruam 5
Cov duab ntawm Ostap Ibrahimovich yuav tsis muaj qhov ua kom zoo rau cov neeg dawb lub taub hau, nws yuav ntxiv qhov kev ua tiav ntawm daim duab, ntxiv rau qhov uas muaj caws pliav tsis txaus ntseeg ib puag ncig lub caj dab.
Kauj Ruam 6
Nws tseem yuav tsis ua rau koj muaj lub satellite. Qhov no tuaj yeem yog, piv txwv li, tus neeg laus qub tus thawj coj ntawm Stargorod noblemen, uas koj yuav tsum hu Kisa, koj tus kwv tij foster, tus neeg tsav tsheb laus, lossis tus neeg muaj lub ntsej muag zoo. Ua ke nrog koj tus khub, koj tuaj yeem tshawb nrhiav cov rooj zaum hauv cov hniav nyiaj hniav kub uas tau muab zais, lossis nrhiav cov neeg muaj nyiaj nyob hauv av, tab sis tsis txhob hnov qab hwm cov kev ua txhaum.
Kauj Ruam 7
Tiam sis ceev faj. Thaum koj tus npau suav los muaj tseeb thiab nyob hauv daim iav koj pom tus neeg zoo tswv yim thiab tus tub ntawm tus neeg pej xeem ntawm Turkish, ntshai tsam cov tub rog Roman ciam teb!